Ready to crack(er)

I try, whenever I can, to abide by a simple dietary rule: if the food in question is not something that would be considered “healthy,” if I want to eat it, then I need to make my own from scratch.

This is fairly easy when it comes to desserts – but as I push the rule, I have ended up making delicious homemade bacon, breakfast sausages, butter, ice cream, french fries, and even crackers.

I am a big fan of crackers. I can eat a whole box while having a few beers or glasses of wine. As I tend to do most of my beer and wine drinking at night, and crackers are full of carbs and concentrated calories, this behavior can quickly lead to bigger pants. Hence, the “make your own crackers” rule. This cuts down frequency of cracker intake, as well as providing more control over what goes in them both nutritionally and flavor-wise.

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They were cheesy, savory, and tasty. And that feeling is what I am trying to recreate here. Without the lard.

The original recipe and method are from the King Arthur Baking Book. I have altered the ingredients to tweak flavors and fat content. You may of course adjust the flavors and cheeses to your liking.


1 cup white flour

3/4 cup cornmeal or semolina flour

1/4 cup whole wheat flour

1/2 tsp salt

1/4 tsp baking powder


1/4 tsp sweet paprika

1/4 tsp ancho chili powder

1/4 tsp onion powder

1/4 tsp pimenton – spanish smoked paprika

1/8 tsp cayenne pepper


about a cup of grated/shredded cheese. I use a blend of sharp cheddar, Asiago and Parmigiano-Reggiano. Or whatever I have on hand. To be honest I have never measured it, I just shred a pile and it has always worked out ok.


1/2 cup liquid. Official recipe calls for 1/4 cup water and 1/4 cup oil. I tend to do 1/3 water, then fill to the 1/2 cup line with canola oil, or even more water/less oil to make up 1/2 cup total.

1 egg

Kosher salt for topping the crackers

To make:

Preheat oven to 375.

Add dry ingredients and spices to a large bowl and mix by hand. Add the shredded cheese, and mix together. Mix the egg into the water/oil, then dump that in the bowl and mix it all together. You should end up with about a softball-sized vaguely orange ball.

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